The Big Phat Roman Wedding
Friday 15th February 7:00pm - Saturday 16th February 2:00am
Bunga Bunga Covent Garden
Dearest La Famiglia,
Don Silvio cordially invites you to join him, on this, the day of his daughter’s wedding. We know it’s all a little presto, a little ‘Bada Ring Bada Wedding’, but we promise they’re totally, madly, virginally… in love. There is absolutely no other reason whatsoever as to why they are getting married in a month. Don’t think for one second that baby… I MEAN, MAYBE this ain’t legit. Cause it is… you gotst it?
To treat his princess like the goddess that she is, The Don is taking us all back to Ancient Rome. We’ll have gladiators fighting over your girl, Uncle Vinny butt-naked in nothing but a sheet with a bow and arrow – *cough* – sorry, Cupid! We’ll have Cupid! Listen, I don’t care if you’re taking your mother, your grandpa or your goomar – just get dressed up fancy in your bed sheets (or whatever they wore in the Ancients) and come pay your respects to the happy couple. Capiche?!
We’ll have the greatest in Italian cuisine, a drink especially for any of you lonely, unwed wiseguys and girls, and nothing but the best in entertainment. Nothin’ is too good for The Don’s little princess. I know this goes without saying, but for old time’s sake – this is an offer you can’t refuse, bambino… See you there.
The Don’s Right-Hand Man
From £42 per person